31 de mar de 2008

Most Wanted Nowadays


PROCURA-SE:

Rapaz entre 20-27 anos. Alto (mínimo 1,75m), ombros largos, tórax e abdômen definidos. Segundo grau completo, desejável uma pós-graduação. Educado, mas com olhar, gestos e pegada de cafa. Que goste de sair para dançar - desde que seja comigo. Que tenha amigas bonitas, mas nenhuma mais do que eu. Que se vista bem, tenha carro próprio e goste de uma aventura - mas que troque tudo por um domingo de DVD ao meu lado quando eu estiver naqueles dias. Que saiba falar de todos os assuntos com desenvoltura, que converse com papai e mamãe como se fossem grandes amigos, que goste de crianças e animais. Que me ligue todo dia pra saber como eu estou, mas sem ser grudento. Que faça cafuné nos meus cabelos, carinho no meu nariz e que se contente em dormir de conchinha quando eu não tiver 'disposta'. Que me dê flores, pelúcias e bombons, mas sem propor coisas do tipo casamento, amor eterno e outras pieguices. E, se possível, que saiba cozinhar, fale mais uma língua e me leve para conhecer lugares inusitados.


PROCURA-SE:


Garota entre 16-25 anos. Loira, morena, ruiva, tanto faz - desde que os cabelos sejam brilhantes, sedosos e bem tratados. Que tenha o corpinho em cima, mas que não fique fazendo de tudo para exibi-lo (tá, vai, uma sainha de vez em quando não faz mal a ninguém). Que seja espontânea, alto-astral, bom papo, desinibida - mas que não seja a 'popzinha' da galera. Que tenha olhos úmidos, brilhantes, expressivos; que tenha um sorriso solto, gordo, cativante; que beije e abrace com intensidade - a mim e familiares. Que seja inteligente, bem-humorada, companheira. Que curta futebol, uma boa conversa de bar e jantares românticos - no Spoletto, PizzaHut ou McDonald's. Que seja amiga dos meus amigos (com uma boa distância), gente fina com meus velhos e com todas minhas amigas (sem ceninhas bestas).
Ah, o mais importante (1): que faça eu me sentir um super-herói nos momentos bunda;
Ah, o mais importante (2): que tenha uma sede de camelo perdido no Saara naquela hora que a porta fecha;
Ah, o mais importante (3): que saiba a escalação do meu time e entenda que futebol é uma paixão que ultrapassa o entendimento humano.


Depois reclamam que tá difícil de arrumar namorado(a). Ah, vá!







21 comentários:

Vince disse...

ONDE ESTÁ MEU AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR?????

Holly disse...

Ai, credo!! Eu n�o sou t�o exigente assim....

Marion disse...

Tem alguém pra me indicar com esse perfil Brandon???

molengão disse...

Hahahahhaah... q bonitinho, Lee. Anotei tudo.. vou observar mais minhas amigas e ver se encontro alguma assim pra te apresentar ta??

Nathália Rodrigues disse...

eu sirvo por perfil, afinal, vc nao citou nada sobre ciumeiras! uhuuuuuul

BJ disse...

Com a minha irmã é assim memoooooooo!!!

Thiago Padula disse...

De todas ali, só me encaixo na faixa de idade. E perco por um centímetro na altura, uuuuh!

Renato Sansão disse...

Eiiiita....
Se o parâmetro é esse vou ficar pra titia!

cy disse...

putz.. só não sirvo para o perfil pq gosto de ser a popzinha da galera!!.. hauhaua caso contrário, juro que me candidataria...rsrs
Adoro o Blogger de vcs
bjs

Carlton disse...

Aaaaaaaah Cy, popzinha da galera meu???? Blaaaaaaaaa Sai dessa!!!

Snake disse...

Olha, amigo, vc até encontra meninas nestas condições que exige, ainda mais nessa geração, dessa faixa etária que estipulou, em que a natureza tem sido mto bondosa. Mas, quanto aos homens... só em romance de banca! Esses vc não vai encontrar neste planeta, jamais! /nesse tópico, nem Jesus salva! kkk

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