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Declaração não-verbal que frequentemente confunde os homens. Via de regra, um suspiro alto significa que ela pensa que você é um idiota enquanto imagina por que diabos ela está perdendo tempo parada ali discutindo com você sobre nada.
6. Obrigada.
Se ela está agradecendo, não questione, nem desmaie. Apenas diga: 'por nada, meu amor'. Uma colocação deveras oportuna: se ela disser MUITO obrigada, saiba que isso é sarcasmo genuíno, e na verdade ela não está agradecendo porra nenhuma. Nesse caso, finja que não ouviu. Se disser o 'por nada, meu amor', isso poderá acarretar no temido 'esquece'.
7. Esquece.
Tradução literal e contida para o 'foda-se!!!'
8. Deixa pra lá. EU resolvo!
Outra expressão ensaboada e perigosa. Implica que a mulher disse várias vezes para o cidadão fazer algo, mas agora resolveu assumir ela mesma. Isso resultará no homem perguntando: 'mas o que aconteceu?' A resposta você encontra no item 3.
9. Precisamos conversar.
Bicho: Fo-deu! Prepare as oreba, porque você está prestes a levar um pé na bunda.
10. Sabe, eu estive pensando...
Hummmm.... Lendo assim parece inofensivo, né? Mas te prepara negão: em 99% dos casos essa inocente expressão precede os Quatro Cavaleiros do Apocalipse.
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Muitooooooo bom!!! Eu uso mais o "esquece"!!! hahahah
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Suspiro alto (quase uma bufada)
hsuahsua
No meu caso, o suspiro alto é sim um indicio de uma bela bufada, seguida de um 'Bah' fervoroso...
E quem estiver pela minha frente neste momento, que comece a correr! =P
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